Getting plastered

AS nerves begin to jangle in the final week of election campaigning, has Chris Philp entered the nail-biting stage as he wonders whether he has done enough to beat Lib Dem Ed Fordham and Labour’s Glenda Jackson (now 6/1 at Ladbrokes, drifting in a universal mechanical swing after Brown’s ‘bigot’ fuss) in Hampstead and Kilburn?

His thumb looked this morning to have copped the worst of any nibble injuries he may have suffered amid the marginal seat tension.

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