ISN’T it terrible, ladies, when you spend days picking out a favourite frock for a wedding and then turn up to the celebrations to find somebody else is there with the exact same outfit? I couldda died.
It was a bit like that for the Camden Conservative photo call at conference yesterday. There was councillor Laura Trott (far left – in the picture, not politics) who matched her killer heels with a black and red swirly number. Now, eyes right down the line and you will see a blonde-haired chum, presumably sweltering in her big black coat on a hot afternoon in Brum. Look how sunny it was down by the canal, surely Laura’s friend wasn’t chilly. More likely she was all buttoned up to hide her own identical red and black swirls. They think I didn’t notice but I saw. I saw.