OWN up, own up who’s got it? Camden’s library service has now been waiting six and a half years for one of you to bring back a VHS of kids classic Finding Nemo. Their records show the video tape is officially the longest overdue item across all of the borough’s branches, that along with a copy of Crimson Tide, a yawn of a Gene Hackman thriller. They should have been back on January 8, 2005. Fines for such abuse are capped at less than a tenner.
The council tells me the items will have been ‘written off’ already and the user banned. But think of all the cartoon loving kids who have missed out – snitch if you know who has got them.