WHY did nobody show us this before…? WHY? WHY?

It’s my brilliant colleague Peter Gruner, a bit of a local celebrity in Islington where he does the business on the Islington Tribune every week, being wound up by Toyah Willcox dressed in a soldier uniform for Game For A Laugh. Ages ago. She tells him her tank has broken down after flagging him down on his way back from a job when he was at the Evening Standard. Ever the professional, he tells her that the broken down vehicle would make a ‘nice picture story’. This is why we love him. This is why Islington loves him. Legend.