FROM now on, everybody must, by law, call Hampstead Conservative agent and aide to Brian Coleman’s upcoming election campaign David Douglas by his obviously already quite established hip hop nickname: ‘D-Dog’.

He celebrated 25 years working for the party with Tory pals over the weekend. They mocked up a pic of ‘D-Dog’, recently whisked out of a training expedition in the Maldives when he stumbled into a bloody change of government, as Che Guevera. The wags. But don’t be distracted by the giant balloons and that unmistakable grin, look closely at the messages on the card… You can definitely make out: ‘Congratulations D-Dog’. Very street.

Congratulations D-Dog.