Don’t go to work today… tell your boss you’re feeling ‘jaded’

MISERABLE times at Arsenal, but only because of the record dented on the gramophone up in the management offices. The groove hasn’t been scratched on something nice, like when the players covered Donna Summer’s Hot Stuff in 1998. No, something much worse… it’s broken on a recording of the club’s worried manager fretting that the players are ‘jaded’. The scratch is deep, it’s repeating again and again and again… somebody should probably turn it off and on again..

Sky Sports reports after Swansea win at the Emirates: ARSEswanseasky2

The Observer reports after Arsenal draw 0-0 at Aston Villa: ARSEVilla2

 The New Journal reports after Arsenal lose 2-0 to Schalke: ARSEschalke2

The Sunday Mirror reports after Arsenal draw 3-3 with Fulham: ARSEFulham3

I think a column I wrote at the end of October still applies:

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