Just had a photoshoot with the Mail on Sunday…

MAYBE there’s something toe-curling in this, just in the youthful innocence of the tweet. Paris Brown, the 17 year-old youth police commissioner in Kent, messages under the official account set up for her new role earlier today telling everybody that she’s ‘just had a photoshoot with the Mail on Sunday’. The weather is lovely. Everybody’s happy. If she’s seen an early edition of the paper tonight, she’ll see they have actually collated all her old chaotic old tweets about booze and sex and stuff, and have Keith Vaz on hand to say she should be removed from the publicly-paid post. As the Daily Mail pointed out earlier in the week: ‘She is not even old enough to vote, can’t drive and only left school last year’. Old enough for a Sunday newspaper takedown, though.

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