Full reaction to the heroic Camden New Journal football team’s performance last night to come. But needless to say, Labour did not win the Christmas hamper fund-raiser at the Castlehaven Road pitch.

In fact, as you can see from Martin Plaut’s touchline picture, the horrified Labour ranks were so run ragged by the CNJ’s Tom Foot, they started treating him as if he was Messi with mob-handed marking. Keir Starmer is among those chasing our assistant editor’s shadow.