Glasto has totes lost its cool

SOMETHING a little lighter now, amid the chaos, and as the mud falls still in Glastonbury the question is being asked as to whether down-with-the-kids politicians are taking the cool out of the music festival. Kilburn councillor Maryam Eslamdoust thinks so. And so does Hampstead and Kilburn MP Tulip ‘totes’ Siddiq.

‘Totes’, m’lud, is something the young people say when they actually mean ‘totally’.
Thank you, counsel, for that helpful guidance and what, pray tell, is meant by ‘sick as’?

Labour councillor Jonathan Simpson, who was known as the┬árock n roll mayor during his time as the borough’s first citizen, meanwhile, says he has been going to Glasto for years so you can’t blame him for the recent rush of politicians to Worthy Farm.


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