Birmingham ’16: Who would win in a 100m sprint?

A QUESTION you had never wondered the answer to before: Who would win a 100 metre sprint if the Conservatives from Camden held a sportsday? Tear up your tickets on Councillor Don Williams, who in a rush up Broad Street in Birmingham this afternoon was left puffing along in group leader Claire-Louise Leyland’s dust. They were late for a conference line-up photo, but even in heels, CLL was too quick for Don. No jokes please, ladies and gentlemen, about which of the two will be faster to a seat in the House of Commons.




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